'So, Youve Been Eaten. - engl.'

Produktbeschreibung

'Welcome, intrepid Deep Space Miner of the 5th class, to a peculiar occupational hazard that is as commonplace as it is unconventional: \"So, Youve Been Eaten.\"" In this cosmic dance of survival, youll find yourself within the belly of the beast, pursuing elusive crystals nestled deep within the confines of colossal space creatures. Rest assured, this isnt your average day job. Embrace the notion that being devoured is merely part and parcel of the cosmic mining endeavor. Those coveted crystals? Encased within these cosmic giants. To claim them, you must brave the belly of the behemoth, as peculiar as it may sound. But fear not, for were here to guide you through the intricacies of this unusual ordeal. Consult this survival guide, a staple for all rookies. Its a virtual lifeline that shall equip you to handle both the physiological and psychological oddities of being consumed. Embrace the simulation, as its designed to hone your instincts and enhance your odds of making a productive – if somewhat fleeting – impact in the realm of space mining. Picture this: You, the valiant Miner, achieving your goal of amassing enough crystals to fulfill your quota. The company, always keen on cost-effectiveness, will trigger your jet pack, yanking you from the literal belly of the cosmic beast. Although the creatures immune defense was no match for the mining mayhem, your contributions to the annals of human advancement and corporate prosperity remain invaluable. Lets contemplate the improbable scenario where the beasts bacterial inhabitants take the upper hand, leading to your eventual digestion. Do not fret! Your non-organic components shall find renewed purpose in the service of future miners. Curiously enough, you may even come across the remnants of less fortunate predecessors – artifacts of ill-fated expeditions. As fate would have it, you might not extract the essential crystals before the beast ushers you through its gastrointestinal tract. The cryptically labeled \""ending #2\"" entails your emergence from a region quite distinct from your point of entry. Though unscathed physically, youll exit forever altered. Following meticulous decontamination and quarantine, a reckoning ensues. Your achievements, juxtaposed with the beasts endeavors to make a meal of you, are weighed in the cosmic scales. The tango between Miner and Beast unfolds on this celestial stage. Crystals amassed by the Miner contrast the Beasts immunity developments and bacterial onslaught. Victory for the Miner entails a full set of eight distinct crystals, while the Beast triumphs by digesting you after four bacterial attacks of the same ilk. And then, theres the middle ground: the Miner traversing the Beasts inner labyrinth. Here, the victor emerges based on the accumulation of points. Dear Miner, as you navigate this perplexing cosmos, remember: to be eaten is to partake in an extraordinary narrative of perseverance. With crystals as your compass, bacteria as your antagonists, and the belly of the beast as your proving ground, the universe awaits your story within \""So, Youve Been Eaten.\"" '"